S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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