***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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