So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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