WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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