I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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