Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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