I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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