if i died would you start the facebook group?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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