he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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