Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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