i was born a porn star she said
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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