Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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