the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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