do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Pooping to opera.
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