I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
farters have to be the big spoon...
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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