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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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