no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she pinky promised me she was 18
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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