it's like iHOP with fire
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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