question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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