whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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