She's JV to your varsity
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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