Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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