so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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