Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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