i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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