everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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