I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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