Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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