yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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