there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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