Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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