2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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