Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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