come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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