my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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