I want to stick my p in your. b.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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