When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
