no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize