My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.