Define "chronic" masturbator.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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