they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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