So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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