i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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