So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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