So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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