he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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