awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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