very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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