ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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