I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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