So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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