remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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