Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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