butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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