Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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