yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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